Arrr, Romney be shunnin' Harris, claimin' he wants to keep his parley in the crew, savvy?
2024-10-08
Arrr, me hearties! Senator Mitt Romney of Utah, the scallywag who tried to claim the captain's chair in 2012, be sayin' the whole crew o' Republicans might need a good swabbin' and fixin'! Avast, time to patch up the ship or we be sunk!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a certain Senator Mitt Romney, hailing from the fair shores of Utah. This scallywag, who once sailed the treacherous waters of presidential waters in 2012, be thinkin' that the ol' Republican ship be needin' a proper overhaul!Aye, ye heard me right! This fine gentleman be lookin' at his party like a shipwrecked captain surveyin' his tattered vessel. “Arrr, we be needin' to patch up the sails and mend the hull!" he declares, with a hearty laugh and a twinkle in his eye. It seems that the crew of the GOP be bickerin' like a pack of rum-soaked sea dogs, and ol' Mitt be suggestin' a grand rebuild to keep the ship afloat!
Now, he ain't talkin' 'bout a mere paint job, oh no! He’s thinkin’ a full-on pirate makeover, with a new flag to wave in the wind and fresh recruits to man the cannons. So, raise yer tankards and toast to Mitt, the captain of reform, who be ready to lead his motley crew into calmer waters! Mayhaps they’ll find treasure and unity once more on this wild sea of politics!