Arrr! Woody Johnson tossed Robert Saleh overboard, 'twas but a day after parleyin' with the great Aaron Rodgers, ha!
2024-10-08
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Woody Johnson be sayin' he parleyed with Aaron Rodgers 'fore givin’ ol’ Coach Saleh the boot. But fear not, mateys! Rodgers' words had nary a sway on the decision. It be a right jolly mess on the high seas of football!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the curious tale of how the New York Jets, that crew of scallywags, decided to cast their captain, Robert Saleh, into the briny deep o' unemployment just a day after a confab with the owner, Woody Johnson, and the illustrious quarterback, Aaron Rodgers. Johnson be claimin' that Rodgers had nary a say in the decision to toss Saleh overboard, insistin' that the only matey with the power was himself.Loyal Rodgers, who be more silent than a clam at a pirate party since the news broke, had his appearance on the famed "Pat McAfee Show" postponed like a treasure map gone awry. It be rumored that the bond betwixt Saleh and Rodgers was as tangled as a ship’s riggin’. During a recent scuffle against the dastardly Patriots, Rodgers rejected a hug from Saleh, causin' quite the stir among the crew. The coach claimed it was all in the name of concentration, but Rodgers insisted he thought Saleh was just givin’ him a hearty two-handed chest push!
Despite the drama, Rodgers claims they be thick as thieves, with a friendship beyond mere football. Alas, Saleh’s tenure ended with a record of 20-36, and he was escorted away by security like a landlubber caught stealin’ rum. With the Jets flounderin' at a 2-3 start, one can only wonder if better fortune awaits this motley crew on the high seas of the NFL!