The Jets, in a fit o' fury, tossed Captain Saleh overboard after he shanghaied Hackett's first mate! Arrr!
2024-10-08
Arrr, mateys! On Tuesday, the scallywags of the New York Jets tossed Captain Saleh overboard, givin' the football seas a right good shock! But whispers o' who’s truly behind this mutiny be swirl'n like a tempest in a teapot! Avast, what a fine jest!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer the tale of the New York Jets and their captain, Robert Saleh, who be sent packin' on a bleak Tuesday mornin'! Aye, the crew be down two ships, havin' lost to the Denver Bronchos, then takin’ a tumble against the Minnesota Vikings in the far-off land of London.Captain Woody Johnson, he be claimin' it was his own salty decision to cast Saleh adrift, but some scallywags be wonderin' if there be more to the tale. Just moments before the axe fell, Saleh be takin' away the play-callin' from ol' Nathaniel Hackett, who had once sailed with Aaron Rodgers in the Green Bay seas. Might be that decision stirred the waters a bit too much!
After that fateful decision, Saleh was summoned to Johnson's cabin and shown the door quicker than ye can say "cutthroat!" Johnson's words echoed through the ship, sayin', “We be not where we should be,” as he plotted a new course for the crew. It seems the Jets be 25th in plunderin' points and 27th in yards, while havin' a defense fiercer than a Kraken. Rumors swirl like a tempest about tensions between Saleh and Rodgers, and the captain's reign ends with a mere 20 victories to 36 defeats. Aye, a comical saga indeed!