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Arrr! Captain Roberts be thinkin' scallywag Manny hurled the sphere at him on purpose, after a right jolly video!

2024-10-08

Arrr, after spyin’ that moving picture of the fracas, Cap’n Dave Roberts of the Dodgers be thinkin’ that scallywag Manny Machado o’ the Padres be hurlin’ a sphere straight fer his noggin in the dugout, aim’n to send him to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, a right cheeky cannonball!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn of high-seas tension in the world of baseball! In the midst of a fierce NLDS battle betwixt the Los Angeles Dodgers and the San Diego Padres, tempers be flaring higher than a ship’s sails in a tempest! The last clash left folks hurlin’ objects like cannonballs and jawin’ words sharper than a cutlass!

Now, our matey Manny Machado, the Padres’ star third baseman, be causin’ a ruckus by flingin’ a ball towards the Dodgers’ dugout, a place he once called home! Captain Roberts of the Dodgers claims there was a wicked intent behind that throw, one that nearly struck him down! “Arrr, it be disrespectful!” he bellowed, after seein’ the video that sailed through the waves of the Internet.

Tempers flared not just on the field but also in the stands, where fans were tossin’ objects like they were in a pirate brawl! Machado was seen squawkin’ at Dodgers’ pitcher Jack Flaherty as if they were two ships passin’ in the night, ready for a duel! With all this tension, the seas be rough as we head into the fateful Game 3, where the bad blood be thicker than a barrel of rum!

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