"Arrr, Woody Johnson be beggin' Haason Reddick, 'Join us crew, ye be a fine matey fer th' ship!'”
2024-10-08
Arrr, me hearties! Woody Johnson, the captain of the Jet ship, be explainin' his choice to cast off Coach Saleh! He also be beggin' Haason Reddick to hoist anchor, jump in his vessel, and sail down 95, lest the treasure of victory be lost to the salty sea!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn from the high seas of the NFL! The blubberin' owner of the New York Jets, Woody Johnson, just tossed head coach Robert Saleh overboard after a bumpy start o' 2-3. Aye, this swashbucklin' franchise be in a pickle!Now, ol' Johnson be callin' fer Haason Reddick, a fierce edge rusher acquired from them scallywags at the Philadelphia Eagles. The lad be holdin' out fer a treasure chest o' guaranteed doubloons, and Johnson’s beggin' him to sail on down to Florham Park to strike a deal!
In a plea fit for a pirate's gruff voice, Johnson be sayin’, “Haason, hop in yer ship, be it a car or a jolly boat, and steer yer way to our lair! We’ll roll out the red carpet fer ye!” Reddick be a Pro Bowl rascal, comin’ off two glorious seasons, and the Jets be needin’ his might now more than ever, especially with Jermaine Johnson lost to the cruel sea of injuries.
So, what’ll it be, matey? Will Reddick join the crew or continue his standoff? Aye, only the winds of fortune shall tell! In this game of cutthroat contracts, may the best buccaneer win! Yarrr!