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Arrr! Three savvy scallywags snagged the shiny Nobel for wranglin' proteins like true alchemists of the high seas!

2024-10-09

Arrr, matey! Demis Hassabis an’ John M. Jumper be sailin’ with the Google DeepMind crew, conjurin' A.I. magic to predict protein shapes. And lo! David Baker be craftin’ a newfangled protein, unique as a parrot on a treasure chest, says the scallywag committee! Avast!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o’ high adventure in the realm o’ science! In the tempestuous seas of Google DeepMind, two savvy sea dogs be known as Demis Hassabis and John M. Jumper, who be conjurin’ magic with their A.I. contraptions that can predict the shapes o’ proteins faster than a cannonball flies! Yarr, who’d have thought computers could be so clever, eh?

But wait, there be more! Alongside these tech-savvy swabs, a master of the alchemical arts, David Baker, be designin’ a new protein that be so unique it left the committee scratchin’ their noggins in disbelief! “Blimey!” they exclaimed, “What manner o’ sorcery be this?” This concoction of science be unlike any other, a true treasure worth more than a chest o’ gold doubloons!

So, raise yer tankards, me mateys! To the swashbucklin’ scientists chartin’ unknown waters, using the winds of technology to sail towards discoveries that’ll shiver yer timbers! Who knows what other wonders await us in this grand adventure? Perhaps they’ll even create a protein that can cure the scurvy! Aye, the future be bright for those brave enough to sail the seas of innovation!

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