The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Trump be stashin' the treasure map, dodgin' rules and plunderin' the gold in the transition seas, arrr!"

2024-10-09

Arrr, me hearties! Donald J. Trump be shunnin' the grand handover chartin', savvy? He’s cleverly keepin’ his treasure map of backers a secret, slippin’ through the cracks like a slippery sea eel! A right crafty scallywag, he be!

Arrr, matey! Hear ye the tale o’ one Donald J. Trump, a scallywag of the political seas! This cheeky captain be settin’ sail without a map, choosin’ to ignore the grand ol’ planning for handin’ over the government treasure. Aye, he’s swabbin’ the deck o’ transparency and keepin’ his ship’s log well under lock and key!

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