The Booty Report

Arrr, Robert Saleh donned the Lebanese flag in London, and the Jets be firin' him like cannon fodder, savvy?

2024-10-09

Arrr! The Jets be givin' the boot to Captain Saleh, savvy? Old sea dog Benigno be thinkin’ that the Lebanese flag on his garb be sinkin’ his ship! Aye, what folly! Next, they'll be sayin' me parrot cursed him! Ha!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of the New York Jets, who’ve cast aside their captain, Robert Saleh, after a stormy stretch of two losses, leavin' 'em at a mere 2-3! The owner, Woody Johnson, claimed to consult with his first mate, Joe Douglas, but in the end, he made the call all on his lonesome, like a pirate settin' sail without his crew!

Rumor has it, 'twas the sight of Captain Saleh sportin' a black sweatshirt adorned with the Lebanese flag that stirred the waves o' controversy. Joe Benigno, a long-time landlubber and die-hard Jets supporter, reckons that garb may have played a role in the captain's dismissal! It seems the flag raised not just eyebrows but a tempest o' social media discontent, all whilst the seas of the Middle East raged on!

Saleh, the first Muslim head coach in the NFL, is the son of Lebanese immigrants, yet his record stands at a dismal 20-36. With no seasons above the .500 mark, it seems the Jets be searchin' for a new captain to steer their ship away from rocky waters! So, raise a tankard, me hearty, for the saga of the Jets be far from finished!

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