Arrr, Michele be sayin' firin' Saleh be a clever ruse to shanghai the blame from ol' Rodgers!
2024-10-09
Arrr, Michelle Tafoya be sayin' the Jets givin' the boot to Captain Saleh be a clever ruse to cast the blame away from our swashbucklin' matey, Aaron Rodgers! Aye, she spun this yarn on OutKick's deck, "Don't @ Me With Dan Dakich!" Har har har!
Arrr, mateys! After but a handful of battles this season, the New York Jets be sendin’ their captain, Robert Saleh, to Davy Jones' locker on Tuesday! Aye, they went down in flames to the Minnesota Vikings, losin’ 23-17 in the far-off land of London, leavin’ ‘em with a sorry record of 2-3. In his place, the defensive lieutenant, Jeff Ulbrich, be takin’ the helm as the interim commander.The winds of change be blowin’, and former sideline wench Michele Tafoya gasped in shock, wonderin’ what manner of secret talks took place before this scallywag was ousted. “Blimey!” she exclaimed, “Five games in be mighty early to be tossin’ a captain overboard!” She noted that the infamous Aaron Rodgers, who threw three interceptions in that last battle, also be underperformin’. Aye, the captain always be the first to swing from the yardarm when a crew be falterin’!
With all this upheaval, the Jets be lookin’ to shake the salt out of their sails, hopin’ for fair winds against the Buffalo Bills next Monday night. If the fates be kind, they might just seize the treasure of first place in the AFC East! Har har! It be a wild sea of football, no doubt!