Arrr, FEMA be hoardin’ treasure from past storms like a landlubber hoards his rum!
2024-10-09
Arrr, matey! The Biden-Harris crew be soundin' the alarm o' empty coffers fer the stormy seas ahead, yet FEMA be loungin' on a treasure trove of doubloons from past calamities! Aye, $8.3 million from days o' yore be gatherin' barnacles instead o' helpin' the scallywags in need!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of the Biden-Harris crew, who be soundin' the alarm like a ship's bell in a tempest! Aye, they be claimin' their coffers be emptier than a parched sailor's throat, unable to weather the stormy seas of hurricane season. But lo and behold, the Federal Emergency Management Agency, or FEMA for short, be sittin' on a treasure trove of doubloons—millions of 'em, just gatherin' barnacles!