The Booty Report

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Arrr, FEMA be hoardin’ treasure from past storms like a landlubber hoards his rum!

2024-10-09

Arrr, matey! The Biden-Harris crew be soundin' the alarm o' empty coffers fer the stormy seas ahead, yet FEMA be loungin' on a treasure trove of doubloons from past calamities! Aye, $8.3 million from days o' yore be gatherin' barnacles instead o' helpin' the scallywags in need!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of the Biden-Harris crew, who be soundin' the alarm like a ship's bell in a tempest! Aye, they be claimin' their coffers be emptier than a parched sailor's throat, unable to weather the stormy seas of hurricane season. But lo and behold, the Federal Emergency Management Agency, or FEMA for short, be sittin' on a treasure trove of doubloons—millions of 'em, just gatherin' barnacles!

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