Arrr! The Justice crew be demandin’ a hefty keel-haulin’ fer Google in a grand ol’ treasure squabble!
2024-10-09
Arrr! The Justice Crew be callin' for the scallywag Google to walk the plank! They be lookin’ to shatter his monopoly over the search seas. With talks of breakin' ties with fancy ships like Apple and Samsung, it be high time to keep that tech giant in check, matey!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I be spillin’ the beans ‘bout a grand tussle ‘twixt the Justice Department and that scallywag Google! Aye, the lawmen be raisin’ the Jolly Roger against the tech titan to shatter its monopoly on the search engine seas.In the wee hours of Tuesday night, the gub'ment laid bare its treasure map of sanctions, seekin’ to capsize Google’s mighty ship. They be proposin’ to cut the ties of exclusive deals with the likes of Apple and Samsung, lest they continue their nefarious plunderin’. Aye, no more be they allowed to hoard data like pirate booty!
These legal buccaneers be lookin’ to curtail Google’s wicked ways, makin’ it harder for the tech giant to track our every move like a bloodhound on a scent. With these proposals, they aim to restore balance to the digital oceans, keepin’ fair winds in all our sails. So hoist the sails and batten down the hatches, for a storm be brewin’ in the world of search engines, and may the best pirate win!