The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! A scallywag from Afghanistan nabbed in Oklahoma, scheming to cause a ruckus on Election Day! Avast, matey!"

2024-10-09

Arrr, matey! In the wilds of Oklahoma, a scallywag named Nasir plotted a dastardly deed on election day! This landlubber, fresh from afar, sought to bewitch cameras in D.C., all fer the infamous Islamic State! Blimey, what a noodle-brained buccaneer!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the landlubber shores of Oklahoma! A scallywag by the name of Nasir Ahmad Tawhedi, a 27-year-old rogue hailing from the distant sands of Afghanistan, has found himself in a pickle after bein’ nabbed by the fine folks of the U.S. Department of Justice.

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