Arrr! British sawbones fessed up to tryin' to shiver me timbers with poison, callin' it a jab, savvy?
2024-10-09
Arrr, matey! Doc Thomas Kwan, that scallywag o' Britain, be confessin' to tryin' to send a poor soul to Davy Jones' locker with his foul fake COVID cure! The evidence be so mighty, it could sink a ship! Aye, the good doctor be in a right pickle now!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for a tale most outrageous from the high seas of the British Isles! A crafty doc named Thomas Kwan, a scallywag of 53 summers, donned a disguise fit for a masquerade, with wig and whiskers aplenty, to play the part of a nurse! But nay, he be no healer; instead, he sought to administer a deadly potion to his mum’s mate, the unsuspecting Patrick O'Hara, callin' it a COVID jab!On a fateful day in Newcastle, Kwan tricked the old sea dog with bogus letters, lurin' him to a sham appointment. With the stealth of a pirate at dawn, he injected O'Hara with a toxin most vile, causin' him to be plagued with a foul flesh-eatin’ ailment! The poor chap wound up in the ship's hospital, cryin' out for mercy as he faced skin grafts for the extensive damage wrought by Kwan's dastardly deed.
As the law closed in on this villain, they discovered his treasure trove of poisonin’ knowledge, showin' that Kwan’s evil intentions were as clear as the open sea! Finally, he confessed to attempted murder, and the gallows await him, though he'll be cast away from the land of the living for a spell. Justice sails on, me mateys, as we toast to the end of this wicked tale!