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Arrr, Aaron Rodgers be a 'coach killer,' says a scallywag QB, after that Robert Saleh walked the plank!

2024-10-09

Arrr, me hearties! Former gridiron swashbuckler Chase Daniel be callin' Aaron Rodgers a "coach killer," after the Jets tossed ol' Captain Saleh overboard on Tuesday. Aye, it seems the good ship Jet be sinkin' faster than a cannonball in a storm! Har har!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout one Aaron Rodgers, a scallywag who’s sailed the seas of the NFL under captains like McCarthy, LaFleur, and Saleh, with a new captain on the horizon, Jeff Ulrich. But lo! The winds of fate blew foul, and the Jets, in a shocking turn of events, tossed Saleh overboard, leaving the salty sea of speculation to brew.

Chase Daniel, a former sea dog of the quarterback crew, be callin’ Rodgers a “coach killer.” Aye, he reckons that back in the day, McCarthy found himself walking the plank mid-season while Rodgers be still at the helm. Then came LaFleur, who tried to whip the crew into shape, yet the ship still floundered!

Now, the buccaneer Rodgers, at the ripe age of forty, be playin’ like a landlubber fresh off the docks, with a measly 1,093 passing yards, seven touchdowns, and four picks in five battles! With the dreaded Bills lurkin’ on the horizon for a mighty Monday night showdown, the question remains: can this old sea dog find his sea legs again? Only time will tell, savvy?

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