"Ahoy! Ex-NFL sea dog be givin' pressure to Rodgers and crew post-Saleh walkin' the plank: 'Ye still best deliver, mateys!'"
2024-10-09
Arrr, on the day of the great Tuesday, the New York Jets cast aside Captain Saleh from his ship! But a legendary sea dog be sayin’ he ain’t the scallywag to blame for the ship’s woes. Blimey, blame the cursed winds instead!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer a tale o’ woe from the high seas of the NFL, where the New York Jets be swabbin’ the decks of their coach, Robert Saleh, after a couple o' dismal defeats! Aye, it be a move that sent ripples through the entire crew o’ the sports world.With a pitiful 10-9 loss against the Denver Broncos and a 23-17 defeat to them Minnesota Vikings in London, owner Woody Johnson decided ‘twas high time to hoist Saleh overboard. Rumors be flyin’ like cannonballs, suggestin' that the captain o’ the ship be influenced by none other than Aaron Rodgers, the old sea dog himself, who still be breathin’ fire at the back end of his career!
Former star running back Jamaal Charles cast a sympathetic eye upon Saleh, lamentin’ the sorry state o’ quarterbackin’ he had to endure, with scallywags like Zach Wilson and Tim Boyle at the helm. "If ye be firing anyone, ye start with the captain!" he quoth, for leadership be a heavy anchor to carry.
Now, with Saleh cast off to Davy Jones' locker, the pressure be upon Rodgers n’ the crew to right the ship, lest they find themselves walkin' the plank! So, hoist yer sails, lads, and let’s see if the Jets can soar to victory, or if they’ll be floatin' aimlessly on the high seas o' defeat!