Arrr, the Chief's bright star be beggin' Taylor Swift to keep sailin' to our game, lest we be cursed!
2024-10-09
Avast, me hearties! Justin Reid o’ the Kansas City Chiefs be beggin’ fair Taylor Swift to grace 'em with her presence at every match! Forsooth, they’ve not tasted defeat while she be in the crowd—tis a lucky charm, that lass! Bring on the shanties and the wins!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather round and lend me yer ears, for I be tellin’ ye of the grand deeds of the Kansas City Chiefs and their fair lass, Taylor Swift! It seems that since the turn of the year 2024, the crew be on a mighty fine winning streak whenever she be settin' her eyes upon the field. That be three out of five games she’s graced with her presence, and lo and behold, not a single loss to be found!In the midst of it all, Chief's safety, Justin Reid, be hollerin’ to Taylor, “Come ye to all the games, for our mate Travis Kelce plays like a true swashbuckler when ye be around!” Indeed, who don’t strive to impress their lady fair? With Kelce catchin’ nine balls for 70 yards, it be clear the lad be on his game, even without a touchdown. Swift returned to Arrowhead Stadium, bringin' joy to the fans and a victory to the Chiefs, makin’ ‘em 5-0 before they sail into their bye week!
But beware, fer with the “Eras Tour” on the horizon, we may not see her at every match. Yet fear not, ye faithful, for as long as she be in the suites, the winds of fortune be blowin’ favorably for Kansas City! So raise yer tankards and toast to the wondrous Taylor and our mighty Chiefs! Arrr!