The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Dragon Ball: Sparkin’ Zero be the mightiest treasure launched on Steam, and it ain't even hit the shores yet!

2024-10-09

Arrr, me hearties! We be countin' treasure, and blow me down! The booty be over 90,000 doubloons! Aye, that be more shiny pieces than a seagull's got feathers! We be richer than King Neptune himself! Hoist the sails, for we be celebratin'!

Arrr, matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of a most bounteous treasure! Aye, ye see, it be not gold or silver, but a grand number that be makin' the whole crew shiver with delight! 'Tis over 90,000! Aye, ye heard me right, over 90,000 of them shiny doubloons, or perhaps it be apples—who can be certain with this scallywag's tongue!

This mighty figure be comin' from the depths of the darkest seas, where the mermaids do sing and the krakens be dancin' round the hull of me ship! Yarr, 'tis enough wealth to make a landlubber swoon and a pirate’s heart race like a cannonball bein' fired from the bow! Why, I reckon even Davy Jones himself be scratchin' his beard in envy!

Now, let it be known that when ye be talkin' about such a number, ye best be ready for a wild escapade! It be like findin' a treasure map that leads to a chest full of rum, or perhaps a sea shanty that lasts a fortnight! So hoist the sails, me hearties, and let us celebrate this wondrous bounty, for in the world of pirates, every number be a reason to raise a tankard and dance a jig! Aye, over 90,000, and it be a cause fer jubilation on the high seas!

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