Arrr, FOX News be thinkin’ of settin’ Trump and Harris to duel in Pennsylvania. Prepare for a raucous spectacle, matey!
2024-10-09
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags at FOX News be sendin’ a missive to Captain Harris and Admiral Trump, offerin’ to host another raucous debate in the land of Pennsylvania on the 24th or 27th of October, with the clever crew Bret and Martha at the helm! Avast!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout FOX News Media makin' a bold offer to host a debate 'tween Vice President Kamala Harris and the one-eyed scallywag, former President Donald Trump. On a fine Wednesday morn, they sent missives to both campaigns, suggestin' a rendezvous in Pennsylvania on the 24th or 27th of October, led by the savvy moderators, Bret Baier and Martha MacCallum.The captains of FOX, Jay Wallace and Jessica Loker, proclaimed this a grand chance for the candidates to deliver their final thoughts like a treasure map to their loyal crew. They reminded the landlubbers that even the esteemed David Swerdlick of the New York Times be callin' for such a showdown on their fine network.
With a plan to run a 90-minute spectacle, complete with two commercial breaks, the debate would see the candidates standin' behind their podiums, no props in sight, and nary a live audience to distract. A coin flip would decide who stands where, makin' it all the more exciting!
With ratings higher than a pirate's flag, FOX be certain a monstrous crowd would tune in for this swashbucklin' event. So, keep yer eyes peeled, me hearties, for a debate that promises to be more thrilling than findin' buried treasure! Arrr!