The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! 'Tis the tale of the Hoxne Hoard, Britain's grandest Roman booty, buried like a treasure chest o' gold!

2024-10-09

Ahoy, matey! The Hoxne Hoard be a treasure of great import, plundered from the depths of Britain! Full o’ shiny gold and silver doubloons, 'tis also packed with curious trinkets that’d make any scallywag’s heart race! A real bounty for the bold, I tell ye!

Arrr, matey! Gather 'round fer a tale of the Hoxne Hoard, a treasure fit fer the likes of Davy Jones himself! Dis be no ordinary trove, as it be the grandest pile o' Roman booty ever plundered in Britain, found not by a scallywag on the hunt fer riches, but by a landlubber named Eric Lawes just seekin’ his lost hammer!

On a fateful day in November of '92, while he was swingin’ his metal detector like a sword, Lawes stumbled upon a glimmerin' sight o' gold and silver, buried deep in the soil of Suffolk. With a heart pumpin' faster than a cannon fire, he scooped up coins and silver spoons, and shouted to the world about his find, lest the ghosts of Roman pirates haunt him!

Upon excavatin’, it turned out to be around 60 pounds of shimmering treasure, includin' 15,000 coins, fancy jewelry, and even a pepper pot shaped like a fair lass! Lawes walked away with a shiny £1.75 million, and the treasures now rest at the British Museum, alongside the hammer he was after. Aye, a reminder that sometimes, when ye least expect it, fortune smiles upon the brave and the foolish alike!

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