The Booty Report

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Biden be callin' Trump a scallywag for spoutin' tall tales 'bout the stormy seas 'n his rescue efforts! Arrr!

2024-10-09

Arrr, President Biden be frettin' that scallywags' tall tales be settin' sails of doubt, makin’ the crew doubt their compass 'gainst Hurricane Milton. Aye, a storm o' falsehoods be threatenin' to sink the ship o' confidence, matey!

Ahoy, ye scallywags! Gather ‘round, for I bring ye tidin’s from the landlubber’s court, where the mighty President Biden be frettin’ like a cat in a room full o’ rockin’ chairs! Aye, he be worried that the treacherous winds of misinformation be blowin’ through the seas, threatenin’ to sink the good ship “Hurricane Milton.”

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