The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Tampa be a soft target for Hurricane Milton—like a treasure chest with no lock, ripe for plunder!

2024-10-09

Arrr, matey! Tampa be the scallywag of cities, ripe fer hurricane plunderin'! Delays in buildin' flood defenses be makin' it worse, like a ship with a leaky hull! The landlubbers keep buildin’, but Mother Nature be ready to unleash her fury, savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the fair city of Tampa, Florida, which be the most unwitting prey to the wrath of the mighty hurricanes! Aye, she be flappin' in the winds like a pirate's tattered flag, for the storms be eyein' her with a wicked glint. Har har!

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