Arrr! The ghost of Crash Bandicoot be hauntin' this scallywag’s game, claimin' me life 71 times in one cursed level!
2024-10-09
Arrr, I be a scallywag who should’ve consulted the wise sea-wizards before settin’ sail on the PsiloSybil demo! Now I be more lost than a landlubber in a storm! Next time, I’ll be askin’ for a map, or at least a parrot’s opinion!
Arrr matey, gather ’round and lend me yer ear! I be a wayward soul, sailin’ the treacherous seas of the gaming world. Aye, I launched me ship into the depths of PsiloSybil's demo, thinkin’ I was a clever swashbuckler. But lo and behold! I should’ve consulted the wise devs before I plunged into that murky water!With me compass pointin’ in every direction, I found meself lost in a sea of confusion! ‘Twas like tryin’ to read a treasure map after too much grog – all twisted and turnin’! The devs, bless their hearts, be like the sagely sea turtles of the digital realm. They hold the secrets to navigatin’ these treacherous waters, yet here I was, sailin’ blind like a one-eyed parrot with a head full of feathers!
So, I beseech ye, fellow buccaneers, heed me warning! Before ye set sail on a demo or dive into a new game, seek the counsel of them devs as ye would seek a map to a hidden treasure! ‘Tis a fool’s errand to go it alone, and I be the fool who’s now swimmin’ with the fishies, wishin’ for a lifeboat of advice!
Now, let us raise a tankard to wisdom and steer clear from the rocky shores of ignorance, savvy?