Arrr! The Saints be settin' sail with greenhorn Rattler, takin' the helm whilst poor Carr be laid up, matey!
2024-10-09
Avast, me hearties! With Captain Derek Carr laid low by a pesky belly ache, the New Orleans Saints be settin' sail with fresh-faced swab Spencer Rattler to duel the Tampa Bay Buccaneers! May the wind be at his back and the rum flow freely! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn of a rookie lad, Spencer Rattler, set to commandeer the ship o’ the New Orleans Saints this Sunday, takin’ on the mighty Tampa Bay Buccaneers! Aye, our usual captain, Derek Carr, be laid low with an oblique injury, forced to sit ashore after a fierce tussle with the Kansas City Chiefs.When Carr fell, it weren’t Rattler who stepped forth but Jake Haener, leavin’ our rookie swab in the hold as the emergency matey. But alas, Coach Dennis Allen be wantin’ to see what treasure Rattler might bring after a fair preseason, where he tossed 202 yards and a touchdown. Aye, the lad may’ve been a fifth-round pick, but he’s now the fifth rookie to take the helm this season!
Once a five-star prospect from the sands of Arizona, Rattler be havin’ some rough seas in college, but he transferred to South Carolina, throwin’ for 6,212 yards. Now, the Saints be hopin’ he can help them rise from the depths of despair, lest they sink further into the abyss of a four-game losing streak! Aye, let’s see if Rattler can shine like a treasure chest under the sun!