Arrr, matey! Heed the American Lung Association's wisdom 'fore ye be blown away by Hurricane Milton's wrath!
2024-10-09
Arrr mateys of Florida, as ye prepare fer the mighty blow o’ Hurricane Milton on Wednesday's eve, the American Lung Association be settin’ sail with wise words fer those with wheezin’ chests! Batten down the hatches and keep yer lungs free o’ the stormy seas! Yarrr!
Ahoy mateys! As the tempest known as Hurricane Milton be loom’n over Florida, the brave souls with chronic lung ailments be warned! Aye, nearly half a million scallywags in Tampa Bay be dealin’ with asthma, COPD, and other lung troubles, according to the wise folk at the American Lung Association.When the winds be howlin’, they stir up a ruckus of dirt and allergens, makin’ it harder for those with delicate lungs to breathe. Captain Steven Riddle of the ALA be suggestin’ that them who be usin’ oxygen should be havin’ a backup power source, lest they find themselves gaspin’ like a fish outta water during a blackout!
Beware the floodwaters, fer they be carryin’ all sorts of vile muck that could choke ye up! Mold, that sneaky beast, loves dampness and will be causin’ wheezin’ and coughin’, especially in young mateys. So, hoist yer sails and be ready! Store yer meds and health supplies in one place, and don’t forget yer N95 masks to fend off the foul air!
In the face of this storm, listen to yer body. If ye be coughin’ or feelin’ lightheaded, seek help faster than a ship can sail! And if yer in need of aid, ye can holler at the American Lung Association's helpline. Fair winds and safe sailin’ to all ye landlubbers! Arrr!