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Arrr! Prime Minister Orban be gettin’ a raucous sea shanty in Strasbourg, the scallywags be singin’ him a tune o’ trouble!

2024-10-10

Arrr, me hearties! Some scallywags belted out “Bella Ciao,” a tune o’ rebellion, to hoist the Jolly Roger against Captain Orban, who be sailin’ down the treacherous seas of tyranny! A merry ruckus it be, indeed! Avast, let the seas of freedom roar!

Arrr! Prime Minister Orban be gettin’ a raucous sea shanty in Strasbourg, the scallywags be singin’ him a tune o’ trouble!

Avast ye scallywags! In a ruckus on the rolling seas of politics, a band o' merry progressives decided to raise their voices like a crew of buccaneers in full song. They belted out “Bella Ciao,” a jolly tune that be linked to those brave souls standin' against the tyranny of fascists, to send a message to none other than the landlubber Prime Minister Viktor Orban!

This Orban fellow, it be said, has been accused of hoistin' the sails of authoritarianism, tryin' to rule his ship with an iron fist! But the progressive crew, armed with their melody and a hearty spirit, took to the seas of dissent, makin' it clear they won't be bowin’ to his treacherous rule.

With every note sung, they declared, “Nay!” to the darkness of oppression, showin’ that even the fiercest storms of tyranny can be met with the raucous laughter and song of freedom-loving pirates! So, let it be known across the seven seas, when the winds of oppression blow, a good song can be the fiercest cannonball in battle! Aye, the spirit of resistance be alive and well, thanks to a tune that echoes through the ages!

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