The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Hurricane Milton be blowin' off Tropicana's roof, leavin' the Tampa Bay Rays high and dry, matey!

2024-10-10

Arrr, the grand St. Petersburg fortress, where the Tampa Bay sea dogs play, be shelterin' landlubbers in need! Aye, video be showin' bits o’ the roof flyin' like a parrot in a squall! Methinks it be time to batten down the hatches, matey!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn from the fair city of St. Petersburg, where the mighty stadium of the Tampa Bay Rays hath become a most curious sight! Aye, instead of the raucous cheers of fans, it now be hostin’ a crew of emergency workers, battlin’ the stormy seas of misfortune.

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