"Arrr! Floridian scallywags be battin' down the hatches fer Hurricane Milton's raucous visit! Avast ye, stormy shenanigans await!"
2024-10-10
Arrr, matey! A tempest be crashin' ashore on Wednesday night, layin' waste to a spot still lickin' its wounds from that scallywag Hurricane Helene that plundered Florida's western coast a fortnight past. Aye, nature be givin' us a right jolly ol' thrashin'!
Aye, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears for a tale of tempestuous woe! On a fateful Wednesday eve, a mighty storm did strike the shores, unleashin’ its fury upon a land still tendin’ to its wounds from the ferocious Hurricane Helene, that scallywag that had plundered Florida’s western coast only a fortnight prior.