Arrr, the Women's Kickin' League be in hot water, as a scallywag claims foul play! Avast, what a ruckus!
2024-10-10
Arrr! Five scallywags from the San Diego Wave crew be takin' the club and the lassies' soccer league to court, claimin' they faced all sorts o' unfair treatment. Aye, it be a right ruckus over there on the pitch!
One lass, a mysterious Jane Doe, be sayin’ she faced the vile act of sexual assault but was too afeared to report it, lest she walk the plank from her own vessel! The other hearty souls be shoutin’ of discrimination, harassment, and wrongful termination, sayin’ the crew allowed a toxic sea of workplace culture to fester unchallenged!
In their court documents, they declare the league turned a blind eye, investigatin’ twice but doin’ naught to remedy the situation. The NWSL, in a twist of fate, told our brave Doe that her choice of words led to their neglect in addressing her plight! They be usin’ vague terms like “misconduct” instead of speakin' plainly about the horrors of assault!
Now, these former crew members be seekin' treasure in the form of compensatory damages for all the troubles they endured! The Wave, meanwhile, be keepin’ mum, claimin’ they can’t talk whilst the matter be still under sails in court!
So raise yer tankards and prepare for a showdown on this treacherous sea of justice! Yarrr!