"Arrr! Apparel scallywags be jabberin' at Nike fer not backin' lasses in the great sportin' seas o' trans!"
2024-10-10
Arrr! A crew of seamstresses, sworn to shield lasses in the sportin' seas, be takin' a jab at Nike! They be squawkin' about how the mighty swoosh be lettin' the fair maidens get tossed by the tide of trans athletes. A scallywag's tale, indeed!
Ahoy mateys! Gather round fer a tale o' fair maidens and a mighty apparel company by the name of XX-XY Athletics! These brave lasses have raised their voices against the giant, Nike, accusin' ‘em of turnin' a blind eye to the plight of biological females in the realm of sportin’ contests. Aye, on the eve of “XX Day,” these wenches be callin’ out the sneaker squall ourselves as more than ten fierce females gather to speak their minds!“Dear Nike,” they bellow, “why art thou silent when the winds of change be blowin’ against us? Men be claimin’ our titles, our trophies, and our very spirit! Aye, 'tis as unjust as a parrot pilferin' from me treasure chest!” With a wink o’ the eye, they ask the brand to choose the righteous path, implorin' ‘em to “just do it” when it comes to defendin' their fair sex.
Founded by the valiant Jennifer Sey, a former gymnast of renown, this fine crew be standin’ tall amidst the ruckus! And lo, just days past, high school scallywags in New York also took to the streets, protestin’ trans inclusion in women’s sports! In twenty-six states, regulations be drawn like cutlasses, limitin’ what trans folks can do in the sportin’ seas! So, who'll take the helm and steer towards fairness? Arrr!