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Arrr, sacking Captain Saleh won’t mend the ship's leaks, says a salty sea dog of the NFL!

2024-10-10

Arrr, me hearties! Former gridiron swashbuckler Solomon Wilcots be spoutin’ on the "Ricky Cobb Show" that tossin’ Captain Saleh overboard won’t mend the ship’s leaky hull! Aye, the Jets still be sailin’ in troubled waters!

Avast ye hearties! The good ship New York Jets be rockin’ in tumultuous waters as they have unceremoniously tossed Captain Robert Saleh overboard after but five wretched games, recordin’ a mere 2-3. Aye, two defeats weigh heavily, includin’ a shanty sung by the Minnesota Vikings in London, where the score tipped 23-17 against the Jets.

Solomon Wilcots, a sea-farin’ NFL veteran, took to the airwaves on "The Ricky Cobb Show" to bemoan the decision, claimin' that it be less about the game and more about appearances. The crew be thinkin’ ol' Woody Johnson, the owner, be tryin' to save face after a jaunt to London went south. ‘Twas not Aaron Rodgers' fault, he argued, though the captain's fingerprints be all over this mess.

With an offense that be sputterin’ like a leaky ship, throwin' 108 passes while barely scrawlin' 26 points in the last two battles, Wilcots rightly questioned if shufflin’ the crew would fix the real problem. Now, Jeff Ulbrich, the defensive quartermaster, be takin’ the helm as interim captain. Aye, let’s hope they find calmer seas against the Buffalo Bills or risk bein’ shipwrecked for good!

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