Arrr! A scallywag from the ICE crew be usin' her pass to sneak in landlubbers!
2024-10-10
Arrr, matey! A lass named Nancy Berenice, a crafty contractor for the ICE crew, tried to sneak a shipload o’ 39 scallywags into Texas, claimin' 'twas a government jaunt! But the Border Patrol saw through her ruse, fer half o’ 'em looked more like landlubbers than lads! Har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale most peculiar from the briny deep of the Lone Star state! It be about a lass named Nancy Berenice Fernandez Luna, who fancied herself a crafty contractor fer the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, savvy?This scallywag thought she could pull a fast one, using her ICE credentials like a cutlass, tryin' to smuggle a whole shipload—nay, a charter bus—of over thirty-nine young scallywags who didn’t have the good fortune of bein' documented. Aye, she claimed they were all under the weather with the dreaded COVID, which be more contagious than a pirate’s tavern song!
But lo and behold! The clever agents at the Border Patrol be no fools! They raised an eyebrow at the sight of this charlatan, for it was plain as a parrot's squawk that some of the young buccaneers didn’t belong in her merry band of misfits. So, as the good captain would say, she found herself in a bit of a pickle, arrested before she could sail her ship of shenanigans deeper into Texas!
And there ye have it, a tale of treachery and tomfoolery fit for the high seas, where even the most cunning of wenches can’t outsmart the watchful eyes of the law! Arrr!