Arrr, Trump be shunnin' Fox's call fer a duel with that scallywag Harris come late October! Avast!
2024-10-10
Arrr, mateys! The ol’ captain Trump be refusin’ to parley with the lass Harris again, claimin’ he’s already bested her in the last skirmish! Fox be tryin’ to set up a second bout, but he’s hoistin’ the sails away from that notion. No more debates till the treasure’s claimed on Nov. 5!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the high seas o' politics! So, the scallywag former captain of the Republican ship, one Donald Trump, did declare on a fine Wednesday mornin' that he shan't be settin' sail for a second debate with the fair maiden, Vice President Kamala Harris. Aye, just hours after Fox News, the cunning foxes of the media realm, threw out an invite for a duel o' wits on either the 24th or the 27th of October!Now, ye remember well, the first battle o' words took place on the 10th o' September, where both Trump and Harris did engage in verbal swordplay. But our captain Trump, with a swagger in his step, boldly proclaimed that no further debates be in the cards before the fateful day of November 5th, when the people shall cast their votes like cannonballs into the fray! He even turned down an invite from CNN for a tussle on the 23rd, leavin’ the network with naught but a fishy tale to tell.
So here we be, watchin’ the political seas churn, with Trump stickin’ to his ship while Harris sails onward. Let’s hope for a treasure trove of entertainment as this election voyage continues, savvy?