Arrr! A Canadian lass snagged three souls in three suns, now branded a serial scallywag! Blimey!
2024-10-09
Arrr, mateys! A fair Canadian lass be said to have sent three poor souls to Davy Jones' locker, one by one, over three sunrises in the wilds o’ Toronto! The scallywags in charge be spillin' the beans last week. A right tale of mischief on the high seas of land, I say!
Ahoy, ye landlubbers! Gather 'round to hear the tale of a scallywag named Sabrina Kauldhar, a lass from the snowy lands of Canada, who’s been caught in a most nefarious deed! Aye, this buccaneer of badness has been accused of sending three souls to Davy Jones' locker in but a few days, plundering life as if it be treasure!On the first of October, in Toronto’s murky waters, a poor woman in her 60s found herself in a pickle—dead as a doornail, she was! The very next day, a ruckus at John Allan Park in Niagara Falls led to the demise of a man named Lance Cunningham, who, alas, met a grim fate despite the best efforts of the fine medics. The tale don’t end there, mateys! On the third day, a retired teacher named Mario Bilich was shanked in a parking lot, makin’ it a trifecta of trouble!
The local constabulary, led by Chief Bill Fordy, declared our Sabrina a “serial killer,” which be a fancy term for a heartless villain! Aye, she’s charged with first-degree murder, and her shenanigans have left all in a state of disbelief. So raise a tankard to justice, for this Canadian pirate be in hot water now!