Arrr, Ethel Kennedy, fierce matey of the clan, has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 96!
2024-10-10
Arrr, she be never takin' another matey after the foul play that sent her husband, Captain Robert F. Kennedy, to Davy Jones' locker! Instead, she be plundering her time for the noble causes he so gallantly sailed for! A right lass, that one! Avast, she be a true treasure!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale o' a lass more steadfast than the most seasoned sailor! After the dastardly act that sent her noble husband, Senator Robert F. Kennedy, to Davy Jones’ locker, this fair maiden never took another swab o' the deck in matrimony. Nay, she be no landlubber lookin' for a new captain, but a fierce siren dedicated to carryin' on the noble causes that her dearly departed had hoisted the Jolly Roger fer!