"Avast, mateys! Democrats be hootin' over Trump’s 'Ye be richer than a treasure chest!' tales to his crew!"
2024-10-10
Avast ye! A jolly ad from the super PAC o’ Kamala paints that scallywag Trump as a greedy sea dog, tossin' gold to the rich while our fair vice captain be the champion of the hard-workin' crew! Arrr, what a tale of treasure and toil!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the tempestuous seas of politics! Aye, there be a mighty super PAC, hoisting the flag for the fair Kamala Harris, casting the scallywag Donald Trump in a most dastardly light. The ad be claimin' that ol' Trump, that swashbucklin' tycoon, be tossin' golden doubloons to the rich folk, leavin' the common crew to fend for themselves!Now, Kamala, she be painted as the champion of the working folk, a true buccaneer of the beleaguered masses. She sails the ship of hope, promising fair winds and bountiful treasures for the hard-working lads and lasses toiling in the salt mines and shipyards. The ad be makin' it clear: while Trump be fillin' his treasure chest, Kamala be ready to share the loot with the crew who keep the ship afloat!
So here we be, in a grand tale of treasure and tyranny, where the gold be flowin' to the greedy, and the honest sailors be lookin' to Kamala for a fairer tide. Let the winds of change blow, and may the best captain steer the ship to victory! Arrr!