"Arrr! Submerged be a tight squeeze o' thrills, lacking in depth yet drownin' ye in swashbucklin' adventure!"
2024-10-10
"Avast, me hearties! Cast yer noggin 'round this here riddle! It be more twisted than a three-legged sea serpent tryin' to dance a jig! Hoist yer sails and set course for understanding, or ye might just end up lost in Davy Jones' ponderin'!"
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a mighty fine immersive tale called Submerged, a cinematic adventure view'd through Apple’s Vision Pro, a contraption that be transportin' ye to the depths of a World War II submarine!In this 17-minute escapade, penned by the renowned director Edward Berger, ye find yerself trapped with a crew as tight as a barrel o’ rum. Panic sets in me heart as the submarine shudders under attack, makin' even the bravest pirate’s knees quiver! With visuals so sharp ye can count the pores on the crewman’s face, it’s enough to send any swashbuckler into a tizzy!
But beware, for as the water rises, I found meself chantin’ “no no no!” like a landlubber who forgot his sea legs. The film eschews lengthy explanations, keepin’ ye on yer toes as chaos erupts! Torpedoes and geysers of water surroundin' ye, ye’ll feel part of the crew—life jackets not included!
So, if ye be keen on spendin' a treasure of $3,500 for the Vision Pro, this fearsome film be a jolly good reason. But be warned, it may leave ye breathless—literally! Arrr, the seas of storytelling be changin', and this be but the start of Apple’s grand adventure into immersive tales!