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Avast! Rumors say the RTX 5000 be pricin’ like treasure! Call the RTX 5090 a Titan, matey, for 2,500 doubloons!

2024-10-10

Arrr matey! If the whispers o' the RTX 5000 treasure be true, we be throwin’ in the towel on findin’ fair-priced gems for our ships! Aye, 'tis a cursed world where even budget doubloons can't buy a decent cannon! Hoist the sails o' despair!

Ahoy, mateys! As Halloween draws near, a fresh fright be lurkin’ in the depths of rumor seas concerning Nvidia's upcoming treasure, the RTX 5000 graphics cards. Aye, the word from one Moore’s Law is Dead be makin’ the crew quake in their boots, for the rumored prices be givin’ us the heebie-jeebies!

By the look of the charts, the RTX 5090 be settin’ sail at a spine-chillin’ price between $1,999 to $2,499. Aye, ye heard that right! The 5080 be lookin’ to cost ye between $1,199 to $1,499, while the 5070, bless its heart, might still be a hefty $599 to $699! Arrr, these be numbers that could make even the saltiest sea dog tear up!

The launch of these shiny monsters be expected in early 2025, but fear not! These figures be mere whispers on the wind, and Nvidia might just be lookin’ to gauge our reaction. So, set sail on social media and let ‘em know how ye feel! If these prices stick, Nvidia might just find themselves in a whirlpool of trouble. Avast ye and may the winds favor our sails as we await a fairer tide on pricing!

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