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Arrr! Tom Brady be tossin’ a treasure of $100,000 to aid them Floridian scallywags from the hurricane's wrath!

2024-10-10

Arrr, mateys! The mighty Tom Brady, a legend o’ the gridiron, tossed a treasure chest o’ a hundred grand to aid the swabbers stricken by those fearsome storms, Milton and Helene! Aye, he be a true captain of generosity, rescuin’ the landlubbers from Davy Jones' locker!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale o’ generosity from none other than the famed pirate o’ the gridiron, Tom Brady! On a fine Thursday morn, this scallywag announced he be partin' ways with a hefty sum of 100,000 doubloons to aid the good folk o’ Florida, who be strugglin’ from the fury of that wicked storm, Hurricane Milton!

This tempest made landfall with a bang, causin’ chaos and destruction, leavin’ poor Floridians in dire need of provisions. Brady, with the heart o’ a true buccaneer, declared, “I’ll be makin’ a donation to help me fellow sailors get food, water, and first aid!” And nay be he alone! His mates at GoPuff be matchin’ his bounty, addin’ to the treasure for the Volunteer Florida Foundation!

With a call to arms, Tom urged all ye landlubbers to keep the victims in yer prayers and lend a hand where ye can. And I tell ye, he ain’t the only star shinin’ bright in this stormy sea—Taylor Swift be tossin’ $5 million into the fray, too! So let us raise a tankard to these generous souls, and may the winds o’ fortune blow favorably upon Florida!

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