"Arrr, Jerry be shoutin’ three words to ye Mets matey watchin’ from yon Gaza line: ‘Ye be jinxed, matey!’"
2024-10-10
Arrr! The jester Jerry Seinfeld be raisin' a tankard o' cheer fer the Israel Defense Forces, battlin' the scallywags Hamas and Hezbollah in the tempestuous seas o' the Middle East! Avast, may their cannons roar and their laughter echo 'round the globe! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale of mirth and merriment on the high seas of baseball! Our jolly jester, Jerry Seinfeld, struck gold on the interwebs as the New York Mets vanquished the Philadelphia Phillies at Citi Field, like a deckhand besting a landlubber in a drinking contest!A curious fan, desperate to send a message to his kin in Israel, asked our comedic captain Seinfeld to deliver a word from the frontlines. With a fist raised high like a flag in battle, Seinfeld bellowed, “Let’s go IDF!”—a rallying cry that echoes across the seven seas!
Now, while the Israel Defense Forces are engaged in a fierce tussle with scallywags like Hamas and Hezbollah, Seinfeld stands tall, casting away the shadows of antisemitism that be lurking in the dark corners of the world. He declared his unwavering support for Israel and even took the time to visit the land, meeting families touched by the tempest of conflict.
And as the Mets sail smoothly towards the National League Championship Series, our comedic captain has his eyes set not just on victory, but on spreading laughter like a fine rum amidst the storms! So hoist the sails, raise a tankard, and let the games begin! Yarrr!