Arrr, matey! Senator be callin’ the law to plunder into youth havens after discoverin’ a treasure trove o’ abuse!
2024-10-10
Arrr, matey! Sen. Ron Wyden be callin’ upon the Justice crew to scour the seas o’ youth treatment establishments for treachery and fraud! He be sendin’ word to the mighty Attorney General, lettin’ slip that four scallywag corporations be up to no good! Avast, justice awaits!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale from the high seas of justice! Sen. Ron Wyden, a fine lad from the land of Oregon, be callin' upon the mighty Attorney General Merrick Garland to unfurl the sails of investigation upon four nefarious operators of youth residential treatment facilities. Aye, these scallywags be accused of civil rights violations and fraud! Arrr!In two letters penned with the ink o' righteous fury, Wyden laid bare the misdeeds of these corporations: Universal Health Services, Acadia Healthcare, Devereux Advanced Behavioral Health, and Vivant Behavioral Healthcare. Like a treasure map leadin' to buried gold, his Senate inquiry uncovered shady dealings that make the captain of a ghost ship look like a saint!
The good senator be insistin' that the Department of Justice sharpen its cutlasses and take a hard look at these brigands who be sailin' the troubled waters of youth treatment. With a hearty laugh and a wink, Wyden be remindin' us that justice must prevail, lest we let these roguish pirates plunder the rights of the young and innocent.
So hoist the Jolly Roger, me mateys, and let us hope the winds of justice blow favorably for the sake o' the young souls caught in this storm!