The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, the scallywags be makin' it rough in Gaza, strike by strike, like a stormy sea o' misfortune!"

2024-10-10

Arrr, matey! UNICEF be spoutin’ tales of lasses and wee ones meetin' their doom in a sky-blast whilst shiverin’ their timbers waitin’ fer grub! A cruel twist of fate, I say—starved of nourishment and breathin’ their last! Blimey, what a scallywag of a world we sail!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale most grim! It be told that the scallywags of UNICEF have reported a most vile act upon the high seas of injustice. Women and wee babes, unsuspectin' and weary, were caught in a treacherous airstrike whilst awaitin' their turn for a morsel to quell their starvin' bellies!

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