Arrr, Trump be claimin’ he be the ‘Man o' the Year,’ but his parrot be squawkin’ it be a tall tale!
2024-10-10
Arrr, ye scallywags! The truth-sifters be searchin’ high and low, but lo! Not a single doubloon o’ proof be found that Trump ever got a shiny medal in Michigan! A treasure hunt gone bust, I tell ye! Har har!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the high seas o' politics, where the winds o' rumor blow strong but the seas be calm when it comes to the truth! It be said that a certain swashbucklin' captain, one Donald J. Trump, be claimin' a treasure of honor bestowed upon him in the fair land o' Michigan. But lo and behold, the fact-checkin’ crew, those scallywags o’ reason, have scoured the shores and found nary a scrap o' evidence to support such tall tales!