Arrr! In a ramblin' yarn, Trump be whinin' and tossin' gold coins like a parrot with a treasure map!
2024-10-10
Arrr, me hearties! Even 'fore this latest scheme to sell ye landlubber's chariots, a wise ol' sea dog reckoned that the last captain’s treasure map might sink us $15 trillion deeper into Davy Jones' locker over the next ten voyages! Avast, what a jolly mess!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I've got a tale to spin 'bout the economic antics of the former captain o’ the ship of state. Aye, even 'fore this latest scheme to shiver yer timbers and hoist them car sales high, a mighty analysis showed that his grand plans be like a bottomless treasure chest, ready to plunder the nation’s coffers to the tune of $15 trillion over the course o’ a decade!