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"Arrr, Aaron be pullin' a tall tale 'bout his hand in Robert's walkin' the plank, says Stephen A!"

2024-10-10

Arrr, Aaron Rodgers be sayin’ he had naught to do with the scallywag Saleh bein’ tossed overboard! But that crafty Stephen A. Smith, he be eyein’ Rodgers like a treasure map—he ain't buyin’ what the captain be sellin’, savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of the high seas of football, where Aaron Rodgers be at the helm of whispers and fury! Rumors be flyin’ like cannonballs that the great Captain Rodgers had a hand in the dismissal of Coach Saleh from the New York Jets crew. But fear not, for Rodgers be claimin’ he had naught to do with it, shoutin’ "patently false!" from the crow's nest!

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