Arrr, Hurricane Milton be slashin’ through Florida, leavin' millions in the dark like scallywags at Davy Jones' locker!
2024-10-10
Arrr, me hearties! Captain DeSantis be spillin' the beans on Hurricane Milton, which roared ashore like a scallywag with a hangover. By day's end, 340 souls and their furry mates be saved! The brave crews be busy as bees, plunderin' the storm’s wrath across 26 counties! Avast ye!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tidings from the wild waters of Florida, where the mighty Gov'ner Ron DeSantis be givin' a right raucous update on the tempest known as Hurricane Milton, which roared ashore like a ship o' the line, crashin' upon the coast as a fierce Category 3 beast!On the fateful Thursday, the Gov'ner declared that at least 340 brave souls and 49 furry critters had been plucked from the clutches of Mother Nature’s fury! Aye, the gallant Florida National Guard, alongside lawmen and urban rescue lads, be workin' tirelessly, like a crew in a mighty gale, to save the day. 'Twas a grand spectacle, with hundreds of sea dogs dashing about on over 125 daring missions across 26 counties!
The northern flank of this stormy scallywag was particularly ferocious, causin' all manner of mayhem. But fear not, for our valiant rescuers be plunderin' through the wreckage, makin' sure all souls are accounted for, whether they be two-legged or four. So raise a tankard to those brave hearts, as they be fightin’ the good fight against the tumultuous seas and the fierce winds of Hurricane Milton!