Avast! Matt Gaetz be spouting tales of FEMA's gold from Hurricane Ian, not that scallywag Helene! Yarrr!
2024-10-10
Avast ye! A picture on the scallywag's X be sayin' it’s from Rep. Matt Gaetz about Hurricane Helene! But nay, 'tis a tale from two years past, speakin’ of Ian, not Helene! Aye, Helene be the deadliest since '05, claimin’ over 230 souls and sinkin’ towns, savvy?
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the treacherous seas of misinformation! A certain image makin' the rounds on the ol' X claims to show a missive from the infamous Republican sea dog, Matt Gaetz, in relation to the fearsome Hurricane Helene. But ho! Hold yer horses! This be naught but a trick of the eye—an old message from two years past, speakin' of Hurricane Ian, not that dastardly Helene! Aye, the winds of deception blow strong!Now, let me spin ye a yarn about that Hurricane Helene, the cruel mistress of fate! This tempest has laid waste to many a good ship and landlubber, claimin' the title of the deadliest land hurricane since the year of our Lord 2005. More than 230 souls have found themselves swimmin' with Davy Jones, and whole towns have been reduced to naught but driftwood, as reported by the trusty sailors at ABC News.
So, me hearties, beware the whispers of the sea! Not all that glitters be gold, and not all hurricanes be the ones ye think they are. Keep yer wits about ye and don’t be fooled by these scallywags tryin' to spin tall tales! Arrr!