The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr matey! Henry Cavill be takin' the helm in a live-action Voltron tale, steered by the Red Notice scallywag!

2024-10-10

Arrr, matey! This scallywag be all about them fine franchises! He be hoardin’ ‘em like treasure, stretchin’ ‘em as long as a ship’s sail in a storm! Aye, he’d trade a parrot for a sequel, don’t ye know? Avast, give the lad his booty!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a scallywag who be havin' a fierce fondness fer franchises! Aye, this buccaneer, whom we shall call Captain Franchise, be sailin’ the seas of commerce, plunderin’ treasure chests filled with sequels and spin-offs like a true sea dog! He be thinkin’ that every tale be worthy of a good sequel, even if it be as daft as a parrot wearin’ a hat!

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