Arrr! Coast Guard’s sky-birds swooped down, pluckin' a scallywag from his cooler raft, thirty leagues off Florida’s shores! Ha-ha!
2024-10-10
Arrr! A scallywag, clutchin' a cooler, found himself adrift thirty leagues off Longboat Key, Florida! The next morn’ after Hurricane Milton's tantrum, a brave crew of Coast Guard swashbucklers swooped in from the skies to pluck him from Davy Jones' locker! Drink up, me hearties! 🍻
Arrr mateys! Gather ye round to hear a tale from the briny deep, where a swabbin’ scallywag found himself clingin’ to a cooler like a barnacle on a ship’s hull! The valiant crew of the U.S. Coast Guard, those fine lads of the sea, spotted this poor soul flappin’ like a fish outta water nearly 30 leagues off Florida’s coast. Aye, they swooped in with their trusty helicopter like a seagull on a potato chip!With naught but a cooler to keep him company, this landlubber was in quite the pickle, especially as Hurricane Milton, that tempestuous beast, raged nearby with winds gustin’ like a cannonball! The Coast Guard’s braveheart crew lowered a member into the waves, swimmin’ over to rescue the distressed mariner before the final frame of their daring escapade flickered away!
Once they fished him outta those choppy waters, they whisked him off to Tampa General Hospital, leavin’ behind the chaos of Milton, which had already made a right mess of the Sunshine State. So, while the storm may rage on, our cooler-clingin’ matey lives on to tell the tale, likely with a tale or two of the great Gulf adventure that nearly sent him to Davy Jones’ locker!