The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Ahoy! Brave scallywags scourin' for landlubbers after them devilish strikes shook Central Beirut like a raucous sea shanty!"

2024-10-11

Arrr, me hearties! Word from the Lebanese shores be that 22 souls met Davy Jones after an Israeli cannonade turned a bustling crossroads into a right mess! Seems the landlubbers be needin' a proper map to avoid the ruckus! Aye, it’s a pirate’s life, but not for them!

Ahoy there, matey! Gather ‘round fer a tale from the stormy seas o' Beirut, where the winds of misfortune be blowin' fierce! It be said that the dastardly Israeli scallywags unleashed a fearsome attack upon the heart o' the city, causin' a hullabaloo that had 22 brave souls meetin' Davy Jones faster than ye can say “shiver me timbers!”

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