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Arrr, matey! Elon Musk be throwin' his doubloons at Trump like a scallywag chasin' a treasure map!

2024-10-11

Arrr, matey! Elon Musk be settlin' in Pennsylvania, gatherin' his savvy crew to lend a hand. Rumor has it he might be bitin' the bullet and knockin’ on doors himself! What be next, a treasure map? Avast, the swashbucklin' innovator sails forth!

Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a tale of the modern-day swashbuckler, Elon Musk! Aye, this landlubber be settlin’ his sails in the fair state of Pennsylvania, lookin’ to conquer the high seas of innovation and invention.

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